Imagine going out tonight, enjoying yourself with a group of friends and discovering you overindulged. Big oops.
If science handed you a potent, safe and natural way to get rid of that hangover, would you take it?
How many of these symptoms of a hangover have you ever experienced?
- Throbbing headache
- Lethargic feeling
- Weakness
- Excessive thirst
- Nausea
- Light and sound sensitivity
Quite frankly, the offer of a cure for the natural aftermath of a night of indiscretion seems more science fiction than fact. And anyone who suggested such a thing were possible would be laughed right out of the bar.
But now, easing that morning-after headache and the other miserable symptoms may be as close as your local health food or convenience store. Recent leaps in research have uncovered the intricate details of how your body metabolizes alcohol. This in turn has led to a deeper and fuller understanding of why hangovers occur in the first place.
What you view as “punishment” for excessive drinking is really just your body’s way of metabolizing alcohol and getting it out of your system. Alcohol is a water soluble substance. That means that literally within moments of your taking that first glass of beer, wine or liquor, the alcohol content goes straight to the parts of your body possessing the highest concentration of water.
That would be your brain.
Your hangover starts 90 seconds after your
take your first sip of that first drink!
Your brain wastes no time in soaking up that alcohol. Believe it or not, your hangover begins 90 seconds after you take your first sip of that beverage.
The alcohol crosses something scientists call the blood brain barrier. This barrier is a natural protective mechanism that keeps your brain safe from some of the most harmful substances found in the bloodstream.
It then takes roughly 45 minutes for your blood alcohol content to reach its peak from that drink alone. If you drink more than one glass of wine or bottle of beer in that time period, the blood alcohol content continues to climb.
It’s this escalation that’s responsible for that “buzz” you get from drinking. As long you’re drinking, and keeping your blood alcohol content steady, you won’t be plagued by that dreaded hangover.
It’s when you’ve finished drinking and your blood alcohol content naturally begins to recede that your problems begin. This declining tide of alcohol prompts the painful and long-lasting symptoms of the hangover.
Unfortunately, it takes longer – a lot longer – to get the alcohol out of your system, than it did to put it there in the first place. Your pain and suffering last so long because the actual metabolism is really a complicated process. If left on it own your body will not overcome these ill effects until all the steps have been completed. This, as we all know, takes most of the day (sometimes it seems so much longer!).
The long process of getting that alcohol out of your system
The alcohol first converts to a metabolite called acetaldehyde – a cousin of formaldehyde and surprisingly about 30 times more toxic to your body than the alcohol itself. That in itself is a great explanation of why you feel so miserable after you drink and in fact gives credence to the phrase “getting pickled.”
While the liver, as we’ve seen, is quick to convert the alcohol into acetaldehyde, the conversion of acetaldehyde into acetic acid – better known as vinegar – occurs at a much slower rate. The severity of your hangover depends on how long the acetaldehyde stays in your system.
Aha! Here is the key to ending the hangover for ever! If there were a quick and easy way to sweep that toxic substance from your system, you could bypass those atrocious “morning after” symptoms that are all too common – and painful.
Here’s the secret to NEVER suffering
with a hangover again!
Don’t believe it for one minute that only those who get riotously drunk are doomed to endure the throbbing of a hangover. Statistics show that a hangover can even plague those who drink as few as two beers.
Up until recently, there simply was no way to bypass the body’s normal metabolism process. While caffeine may take some of that sluggish feeling away, you’re still left reeling from that excoriating headache. You know the one … when the dropping of a pin sounds more like the explosion of a bomb next to your ear.
But, now imagine how effective you could be at work the next day after you’ve drunk one too many . . . or how you could actually enjoy the rest of your weekend . . . if you could only nudge the process of conversion along. Instead of wasting a day at work and allowing important, time-sensitive issues pile up you could deal with them efficiently. If you could eliminate the hangover, you wouldn’t have to worry that your decisions were made purely on expediency. You could be sure they were made from level headed, rational judgments.
And that Sunday morning that blurs into Sunday evening because you’re dead on the couch can be merely a memory – or a nightmare!
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Some other hangover products claim to clear your symptoms, but are simply ineffective and offer you nothing more than the chance to put more poisonous substances through your already polluted system.
And when you use Alcohol X, you’ll actually be doing your body a favor – not only in bypassing the hangover, but by sweeping the poisonous acetaldehyde from your body BEFORE it can inflict its damage.
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